here is the plan

eating a lemon

please read it more carefully

ski rack or police

lie on the resume

not how they really work

been a week

made some shoes

hmmm not yet

that look from your mom

watching a nice movie

finally ... 2

there was a bug in the garage

in case of an earthquake

tax returns are half way

huge sale today

our scars

grandmas house ... 2

this truck has had it

no smoking and no dogs

only smoke when I am stressed

9 months before i was born

when the sun comes out

whaaaaaaaa no way

technically

parenting is not stressful

not all of them ... 2

happiness is a state of mind

it was the cat

got too fat now

giving you a push off

watch out fot the deer

sues himself and wins

any idea who it is

sometimes they call me

why am i like this

is your baby sick

playing against the best

handsome like daddy

endgame

fun day in class today

one more drink

ready for business

everything will kill you

some cool candles

nap roulette

feeling like a moron

you still look 21

guy is not messing around

none of yo business